March 23, 2009

Lisa: Jailhouse Pop

This feature brought to you by HK Magazine:

Jailhouse Pop
What's the worst thing about being an incarcerated Cantopop celebrity?

  • Prison karaoke machine doesn't have your 2003 hit song, "Love is Somewhat Necessary"

  • Large, hairy inmate has taken liking to your high cheekbones and dreamy eyes

  • Orange jumpsuit clashing with orange highlights

  • Thrice-daily gruel going straight to your ass

  • Trying and failing to construct a shiv out of an acrylic nail extension

    • Posted by lisa at March 23, 2009 09:53 PM
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    For the record, I thought this was totally hilarious.

    Posted by: sarah on April 2, 2009 02:03 PM
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