November 02, 2008
Lisa: Today!
Sometimes you take stock of your life and realize all you do after 10 pm is lie on the couch playing Apollo Justice. Then you email your friends in a panic until they agree to get pretty and go out on the town with you. You choose the Tavernacle, of course, since there's something to watch besides each other AND it involves loud singing. Somehow your camera phone makes its way out of your purse, becomes self-aware, and posts the evidence of your debauchery on the internet. There, there, it's OK--Apollo Justice will be waiting on the couch for you tomorrow night.
Luckily my phone happened to catch a rare appearance of Mallory's WOW face.
And these are my new lacy stockings, which Mallory showed to the table next to us by pulling my leg up perpendicular to the floor.
And this account simply wouldn't be complete without a shot of Sarah's fiance and one of the piano guy with the hair getting his butt grabbed by an extremely inebriated woman of a certain age.
But really, can you BE a cougar if you are old and unkempt?
Posted by: sarah on November 2, 2008 01:55 PMUm, Sarah is ENGAGED??!?? No one tells me anythng.
Posted by: Molly on November 3, 2008 09:02 AMThank you for saving me. My life was starting to slip into me spending my weekends in my pajamas alone in my basement.
Posted by: Marci on November 3, 2008 12:49 PMDude. I am so glad we went out. You have no idea.
Don't worry, Molly, I'm not engaged. Lisa is just teasing me because I used to have a vague crush on one of the pianists.
Posted by: sarah on November 4, 2008 09:55 AMDude, don't scare me like that! I mean, I'm sure he's hott and all, but still...
I promise that if/when I ever get engaged, this blog will get a proper announcement.
Oh and Lisa, Marci, and Mallory: real friends tell their friends that they forgot to WEAR MASCARA while out on the town. Ugh.