February 28, 2008
Lisa: thanks for the heads up
This morning, I finished up helping a middle-aged gentleman on one of the public computers, and then walked back to the information desk. The other librarian on duty was helping a customer at the desk.
Librarian: You might want to wash your hands.
Me: O...Kay...
Librarian: (hands me a canister of Clorox wipes)
Customer: He's filthy.
Me: (wiping my hands) What?
Customer: I saw him sneezing into his hand and then licking it. Over. And over.
Mmm... Salty.
Posted by: sarah on February 28, 2008 12:31 PMEWWW. EEWWWWW. EEEWWWWW.
Posted by: Blake on February 28, 2008 01:40 PMFirst of all, I'm NOT middle aged. Yet.
Second, you weren't all that much help (just saying).
Third, if you have a better way to conserve protein, I'd like to know it.
Fourth, it's not that I mind you telling stories about me, but why is it that you never tell about that time I rescued the baby kittens from imminent torture and death at the hands of Adolph Hitler and Osama bin Laden's love child?
Posted by: Dave on February 28, 2008 01:42 PM