October 23, 2007
Sarah: Tool of the Week
This is not exactly an original post, since I was inspired by the hilarious and delightful Mindy, she of the excellent suggestions, but I still have been edified by having
CRYSTAL LIGHT ON THE GO PACKETS
in my life.
[Note to self, that self-loathing you feel might be warranted, since you just linked to the Kraft Foods site, which seems a little shameful. Like, why not just eat a slice of plastic cheese and then chase it with a Jello JIGGLER? Dude, now that you've spent more time on their site, aren't you sort of wondering if Kraft sells any food products that are ACTUALLY MADE OF FOOD?? Ahem.]
I've cut down substantially on my Diet Coke intake recently, and these little packets have made staying hydrated much easier, as well as tricking my brain into thinking I'm indulging in a tasty sweet beverage. Mindy recommends the Raspberry Lemonade flavor, and although it is a bit more flavorful and matches my phone, it has a bit too much of that fake-sweet-fruity taste for my liking. I recommend the regular Lemonade, which is just tart enough to combat the fake sweet and just flavored enough to feel like a treat.
I believe in Crystal Light cause I believe in me. I find that if you had a bunch of Rum to the drink it is quite tasty indeed.
Posted by: Jeremy on October 23, 2007 03:29 PMSarah! I am SUCH a Diet Coke addict!!!! Jeremy can attest to that. I wonder if those would help me cut my DC intake? Somehow I doubt it, but maybe just maybe I MIGHT try.
YUMMMMMM A delicious piece of SQUARE cheese, made of REAL CHEESE PARTS! Hmmmmm, yet doesnt have to be refridgerated- what is wrong with this picture???
Posted by: Jen on October 23, 2007 04:09 PMJen, let's go get a nice cold DC together. I'm always game. I haven't quit, I've just cut down! And trust me, if I can cut down, anyone can.
American cheese is sent from Satan.
"Kraft Single- FRESH from Hell! Check your favorite store today for some DELICIOUS pieces of Satans Sh&T!!" Ahhhhhhh I smell a Sit-Com!!!!
Posted by: Jen on October 23, 2007 04:29 PMOh oh! Maybe it can be called The Kraft and be about five hot-but-evil Kraft food products... Ohmygosh I have to go think about this more.
Posted by: sarah on October 23, 2007 04:31 PMI love it! I think CHEESE WHIZ should be one of them! Isnt that Kraft? OR Macaroni and "Cheese"! The Cheese whiz could kill by "WhIZZING" on their enemies their ORANGE GOO. :)
Posted by: Jen on October 23, 2007 04:39 PMYou guys are terrible. These are pictures I don't need in my head!!
Posted by: Jeremy on October 23, 2007 04:45 PMWait a minute. Is Crystal Light somehow better for you than Diet Coke? Doesn't it still contain aspartame, which is known to the state of California to cause cancer?
Posted by: Brother Dave on October 23, 2007 05:04 PMBut it doesn't contain caffeine.
Posted by: sarah on October 24, 2007 01:15 PM"Statistics show that guys prefer skinny girls with cancer to healthy girls with bulging thighs." -Gilda Radner as Rhonda Weiss Lead singer of Rhonda Weiss and the Rhondettes.
Posted by: Jeremy on October 24, 2007 06:11 PM