October 14, 2007
Sarah: No Judgement
My brother Dave and I discuss my romantic options as of late:
S: I don't know, I'm just not sure he's for me.
D: So he's nice, just not very smart?
S: No no, he's smart. And funny. But I'm not sure that it will work between us.
D: Is it... *snort*... because you're a lesbian?
S: ... I am not a lesbian.
D: (Now giggling hysterically) Isn't that what Mom says?
S: I hate you.
Uh I think it's strange that I'm posting a comment 2 days before the post was posted. It's like I'm Sylvia Brown and I'm headed for Montel. Since I am Sylvia I thought I'd channel some very special for you Sarah. I'm getting dizzy. Oh...I....uh
"Sarah, this is Former President Reagan. I'm back from the dead and I can remember everything again. And I just wanted to tell you that everything will work out with your new gnome rug. Although I'm afraid people might think you are doing mushrooms. Remember who you are and what you sit for. Also there's a dime under your fridge. It's been there for two years and it's really starting to bother me. Reagan out."
Woah what happened? sorry. And don't worry I love lesbians.
Well, I think that if you are a lesbian, then it probably won't work out between you and any guys. Just saying.
Posted by: lisa on October 12, 2007 03:05 PMI am so tired right now.
Posted by: sarah on October 12, 2007 03:29 PMAll this time you've been telling me you wouldn't be my girlfriend because I was already married, but in the end I find out it is because you're really a lesbian.
Typical.
Posted by: Dave on October 14, 2007 08:33 PM