August 09, 2007
Sarah: Drinks and Wisdom
Apparently I spend my days talking via text and instant messenger to the people in my life that are funnier than me. Yes, that sounds about right. Jeremy struck up a conversation out of the blue with me on IM:
J: Haven't you always wanted to throw a drink in someone's face?
S: lol. YES. Or pour a drink into their lap like on Mariah's Heartbreaker video. That video kicks a**.
J: Oh the lap is good, especially with the wet peed-your-pants crotch but I think the face is so much stronger and forceful. The face requires a big, short splash that says a quick "Screw you a**hole." The slower pouring in the lap says "You have done me wrong for the last time. I hope you die. Do you hear me? Die. And I hope you are never happy again." "DIE!!"
J: I guess it all depends on what you have to say.
S: I am blogging this.
Posted by sarah at August 09, 2007 01:13 PMSome say that drink humiliation is the lowest form of communication, but I happen to think the lowest form is those old Totally Awesome Computer commercials. Besides once you understand the definitions of the drink drops, the actions themselves become a beautiful expression of desperate emotions. And when you add a hint of cinnamon? That's a good thing.
Posted by: Jeremy on August 9, 2007 01:42 PMJeremy MIGHT be a one trick pony...
Jeremy says:
Wouldn't it be absolutely hilarious if we staged a verbal fight where I say you're crazy because your father's dead and you say some awful things about being fat
Jeremy says:
OH I WOULD LOVE THAT
Jeremy says:
At our next party
Jeremy says:
And you could even throw a drink in my face
Mallory says:
lol
Jeremy says:
Haven't you always wanted to throw a drink in someone's face
Mallory says:
yes
Mallory says:
and slap someone across the face
Mallory says:
aaaaaaaaaaand kick someone in the stomach
I'M NOT A ONE-TRICK PONY!! I asked Sarah how she felt about it as soon as I asked you because I love to get your guys' perspective on things. To insinuate that I....Jeremy Jacobson....uh.....infathomable...inconceivable...not-understanderable
Well I, quite frankly, never.
She calls me "Heartbreaker"
When we're apart it makes her
Wanna get a piece of paper
Scribble down "I hate ya!"
Now I am watching the Heartbreaker video in my head and it is awesome.
Posted by: lisa on August 9, 2007 01:55 PM