July 10, 2007
Sarah: Trying to be Obtuse
Jeremy: People are playing tennis outside my window. I wish they were dead.
Me: YOUR OFFICE IS ON A TENNIS COURT! THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE.
J: There's a court across the street, Sarah. Does that help explain things?
S: I can't believe that you work at a tennis court.
J: I DON'T. I work across the street from a development with a tennis court. I work inside a business building with three floors.
S: OHMYGOSH Mally just told me that you work at a cemetery. A CEMETERY WITH TENNIS COURTS! THAT'S CRIZZAZY!
J: I work on the top floor by a window that affords a stunning view of the mountainside and a little development with a tennis court. The cemetery is on the hillside, not by the development.
S: You have the craziest job I've ever heard of.
J: Here's my view.
S: Aww. I feel like I'm there!
J: Hahaha
S: Right there at the tennicemetery.
J: I call it DeadLuv.
Well it's true. Except I have a sneaking suspicion that luv is actually spelled love. I can't believe it. People are going to be thinking, "Wow Jeremy works in an office building by a tennis court and cemetary how fancy is he." "I'll say he must be rather brilliant with his..........oh, look here.....he spelled love 'luv'.....Oh I'm embarrassed for him.....Wow.......If I was him I would forgo the tennis and bury myself in that cemetery right away." Man, I feel small. Mallory, I'm pocket-sized now.
Posted by: Jeremy on July 10, 2007 11:08 AMHee, I love pocket sized Jeremy.
Posted by: Mallory on July 10, 2007 11:14 AMMallory, is that a Jeremy in your pocket -- or are you just happy to see me?
Posted by: Dave on July 10, 2007 02:23 PM