March 17, 2007

Lisa: checking in

  • baby - lemon-sized

  • uterus - grapefruit-sized

  • breasts - two glorious California oranges


  • ass - don't ask

  • belly - sticking out even more than usual (Yep, that's a maternity dress.)


  • puke - less frequent

  • heels - holding steady


  • lust for life - intact (If you can still bring yourself to accessorize, all is not lost.)

    • Posted by lisa at March 17, 2007 12:57 PM
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    Fun, fun! Looking very pretty! I'm so glad to hear things are improving. The best is yet to come!

    Posted by: Meredith on March 17, 2007 02:38 PM

    You look awesome! Cute dress, cute Lisa, cute fetus.

    Posted by: sarah on March 18, 2007 08:40 AM

    You are darling. LISA! Tell me immediately where you get all your cute cute cutie cute cute dresses!

    Posted by: Andrea on March 19, 2007 11:56 AM

    shrimp is now a lemon? woah. when does it acheive eggplant status?

    Posted by: Young Jeffrey on March 19, 2007 12:43 PM

    Jeff, I hope eggplant doesn't come until the very, very end. Because, ouch. Andrea, the two new dresses I have (which I LOVE) I got at Macy's. They're both Motherhood Maternity. I wish I owned the non-pregnant versions too.

    Posted by: lisa on March 19, 2007 01:51 PM

    Lisa, just want to say CONGRATS!!! to you and Blake! I'm so excited for you guys! also, you look fabulous.

    Posted by: corinne on March 26, 2007 11:38 AM

    At first I thought you were giving a fruit salad recipe, and I was like any salad with babies, uteruses, and breasts is a salad you could get arrested for making. But then I saw you stopped comparing other parts to fruits, so I thought I would finish it up for you.

    Ass=peachy
    Belly=Casaba Melon
    Puke=lime-colored
    Heels=for dates(haha clever(because dates are fruits))
    lust for life=coconut-flavored

    I always thought a pregnant belly was more like a Norbest turkey though. When it's close to done the belly button pops up

    Posted by: Jeremy on March 28, 2007 09:55 AM
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