Lisa: pants only, please

At the Alexander McCall Smith thing I went to (which was awesome), I couldn't help but immortalize the vest I found in front of me. I am so happy to get to share that experience with all of you fine people.

A few days later, at Chili's (that mecca of up-to-the-minute fashion), I saw these two shirts:

At first I thought the shirt on the left was just patriotic, but upon closer inspection it turned out to actually be patriotic MICKEY MOUSE. Good times.

Suddenly I understood what must have been the intended purpose of this sign i found in the basement of the Conference Center.