Lisa: Educate yo' ass

If you have the right sort of sense of humor (you know who you are), read this article from the New Yorker, which I found today via mimi smartypants. I have made a mental note to use the phrase "bust a potentially injurious move" in the near future, and I hope you will too.

Further Reading:
The latin translation of Baby's Got Back by Sir Mixalot may appeal to the same audience.