Sarah: She Works Hard for the Money

I work at a call center, where we don't sell anything, but we perform surveys. Please don't hate me. I'm just a poor college student, trying to make ends meet. The point is, I work with one of my best friends, which is the only way that my job becomes bearable. Yesterday morning, we were both conducting surveys for Kinko's, where customers are asked to evaluate their experience. My friend, J, was interviewing an older gentleman about his visit to Kinko's.

J: Was your order done right?

Man: Well, no, actually. I ordered a rubber stamp for my company, Armadillo. When I went to pick up the stamp, it said "Arma-dildo." I just don't understand how that happened.

Needless to say, hilarity ensued. The employee that made that stamp should either be fired or given an enormous raise. I want to know where that stamp is now.