Lisa: The best use I can think of for a Foreman.

I knew there was a reason I was reading mimi smartypants's archives instead of facing up to my adult responsibilities.

Does the George Foreman grill come with a money-back guarantee? If so, it would be good to grill a Stretch Armstrong doll on it and then send the whole mess back to the manufacturer, and write a cover letter saying it just started to smell funny and didn't work. And then they could open up the grill cover to find Stretch's smashed melted blond-weightlifter body inside. ("Well, I think I've found the problem.")