August 29, 2003
Sarah: Fashion Police
Although I do not consider myself the epitome of high fashion, I think I can confidently state that these two examples of poor taste that I observed on campus are blog worthy.
Although they are tan, cream, and black, plaid pants will NEVER EVER be neutral. For this reason, You can not pair them with a mauve-ish peasant top. This was a bad look, Girl By the Fine Arts Building.
Britney Spears-style newsie hats are ugly. I know they're trendy or whatever, but I do not like them. Because of their popularity, however, I do accept them adorning the heads of many Girls With Too Much Makeup. I do NOT condone a certain tan corduroy Britney hat worn backwards by some Guy Riding Bike. Dude. Someone needs to tell you that you can't wear your girlfriend's hats. She'd be ashamed.
This is Sarah, Fashionista, signing off.
Please report this crime to The Fashion Police, with a photo of the alleged fashion criminal.
All fashion crimes must be punished.
Severely.
FP
Posted by: Fashion Police on September 2, 2003 03:54 AMAt least newsie hats are better than trucker hats. Well... "better" might be too strong a term.
Posted by: lisa on November 4, 2003 12:57 PM