Lisa: If you sprinkle when you tinkle...

I will never tire of reading the phrases people search for that lead to our site. Today the one that made me laugh was "do not pee on the toilet seat clip art." I looked for a picture online that I could post for our gentle readers, but even I was stumped. Good luck, lady!

Bonus image:

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